.@Phillies you guys ever do a kruk tar helmet giveaway
— ASAP HOBSTER (@KevinHobster) August 4, 2018
“What is pine tar, anyway?” asked the clown with no cowboy hat.
“The players use it to grip the bat better,” said Pal.
“No I know that but … what is it?”
“It’s uh. I don’t really know. Some sort of stuff you get from trees. Not sure.”
“Says it’s residue from heating up and pressurizing pine wood. When you do it you get it — and you also get charcoal.”
“Oh yeah?”