Phillies

“What is pine tar, anyway?” asked the clown with no cowboy hat.

“The players use it to grip the bat better,” said Pal.

“No I know that but … what is it?”

“It’s uh. I don’t really know. Some sort of stuff you get from trees. Not sure.”

“Says it’s residue from heating up and pressurizing pine wood. When you do it you get it — and you also get charcoal.”

“Oh yeah?”