“This is also why I don’t act,” said the clown wearing two baseball gloves.
Chunky
“Wonder if the bullpen phone will ever be a cellphone,” said the clown with the violin voice.
“Or smartphone. Same thing.”
We The
“His kite wasn’t struck by lightning,” said the clown with the pomegranate nose. “Look it up. Ambient electrical charge.”
CEO!
“Here’s Floyd on the perils of climate and the corporate ladder,” said the clown with the exhaust pipe arm.
“Roger Waters, not Floyd,” said Pal.
Zillow
“There’s a lot of money being thrown around to get more space,” said the clown with the shrimp cocktail voice. “But you drive across the country and and you see a lot of it. And there’s no one there.”
Pack Your Shit
“Heard this yesterday and it’s not very good,” said the clown with the Miami Dolphin helmet on.
“But ‘luxury is the wolf at the door and its fangs are the vanities and conceits germinated by success.'”
“Tennessee Williams,” said the clown with a very small golf ball in his mouth.
“‘Without deprivation and struggle there is no salvation and I am a sword cutting daisies.'”
Rest
“More like a chair once you really look at it,” said the clown with the gum ball machine head.