“So this will soon be an NFT. Fairly soon,” said the clown trying to figure out how to get an Ethereum wallet.

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“How about these NFTs huh?” said the clown with a criminal record.

“Thomas Paine died in the village but before he did he said ‘the country is the world and my religion is to do good,'” said the clown wearing the burgundy and gold.

“It’s a rare painted bunting,” said the clown with the pencil in his ear.

“Bought more coffee beans yesterday,” said the clown with no regret.

“Ever go into a fitting room and your body thinks it’s a bathroom and then you suddenly have to take a dump?” said the clown with the microphone.

“For years I thought the numbers they handed you were part of some elaborate system they had but it turns out they just represent the number of pieces of clothing you bring in.”

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“It’s easy to forget that Lincoln was from Illinois,” said the clown with the dragon tattoo.

“No, it’s not,” said someone sitting on the toilet in the bathroom with the door slightly ajar.

“Thought it would be nice to have one of those shine chairs in your house just to watch television, way up on high,” said the clown with the cherry tomatoes in his pocket.

“They say there’s nothing more American than apple pie but the only kind native to it is the crabapple, which is a small, bitter, awful fruit,” said the clown in the rocking chair.

“Apples originated in the mountains of Kazakhstan.”

“Now is the winter of our discontent,” said the clown who wears the Nemes.

“Make glorious summer? By thy spike? In our stream?”