“A dream, a lie,” said a voice on an answering machine.
Author: Kevin Hobster
“girl with emoji smile in klimt dress on snap”
“BULLY!!!” said a voice from across the table.
“girl with emoji smile in klimt dress”
“It’s a painting,” said a voice on the phone.
tomato can
table read
Ever yours,
“I’d like to do a decoration for the studio. Nothing but large Sunflowers,” said Vinny, in 1888.
flat stanley supper club casual
interstate dance song
The only thing scarier than driving behind a new car carrier is driving behind one hauling crashed cars.
spitball
Never knew what a spitball did in terms of movement but apparently it dances like a knuckleball only you can throw it as hard as you can. So for major league pitchers that could be ~100mph.
also for sale
“This will also be an NFT and for sale,” said the same clown still trying to figure out how to get an Ethereum wallet.