Dinner: Get a nice salmon filet at the supermarket, not too big.
Put some olive oil and lemon juice on it.
Wrap it in damp paper towels.
Nuke it in the microwave for 3 minutes or so.
Eat it.
Maybe add a salad.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) April 20, 2022

Read this but not before bed.

He did the music for Thick Pucker and Plastic Haircut and Thick Pucker II.

what's really funny is the fucking bank job is way in Reykjavík I'm in the middle of the fucking fjalljöklar laying down

— ASAP HOBSTER (@KevinHobster) April 12, 2022

If true love were a tree would it be coniferous, or citrus?

New minor league team.

This is Brad Pitt.

This is Namibia’s flag.

One of Brad’s children was born here, in a city on the Skeleton Coast that guards sands where there is an old steam locomotive that sits in the middle of the desert. It was abandoned in 1897. It’s called Martin Luther. They named it this because of a line the former Augustinian friar never actually uttered:

Here I stand. I can do no other.

She has become a dwelling place of demons and a prison of every unclean spirit, and a prison of every unclean and hateful bird. For all the nations have drunk of the wine of the passion of her immorality, and the kings of the earth have committed acts of immorality with her, and the merchants of the earth have become rich by the wealth of her sensuality.

Good fucking kid.

Bob Downey once wrote that you can’t eat an air conditioner.

Sug a jili.

“Hello hello.” His heart soared, like Icarus.